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My Bio
Current Residence: I live in Denile
Favourite genre of music: Jrock. Or techno. Heavy metal. Indie rock.
Favourite photographer: Er? I'll get back to you on that.
Favourite style of art: Photography. Honest, unaltered photography
Operating System: Windows xp. It sucks.
MP3 player of choice: My ipod shuffle, Phillip.
Shell of choice: Pie shells... with pie in, of course
Wallpaper of choice: Preeeety
Skin of choice: Mine, thanks. As opposed to the others I have in my closet?
Favourite cartoon character: Faye from Questionable Content, Jen from Devil's Panties. Although those are comics, but w/e.
Personal Quote: Wow, that was the deepest, most poetic thing I have ever read. Please never have children.

Favourite Visual Artist
Dali
Favourite Movies
Ocean's 11,The Stepford Wives,Anything Monty Python,any crappy old horror flick, Shaun of the dead.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Dir En Grey, Moi dix Mois, Warren Zevon, Oingo Boingo, Gilbert & Sullivan, Broken Social Scene
Favourite Writers
Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchet, Mervyn Peake
Favourite Games
Soulcaliber, Metroid Echoes, Blood will tell, SSB Mele
Favourite Gaming Platform
Gamecube. Or ps2...
Tools of the Trade
Pencil. Mind. Occasionally loud music and profanity.
Other Interests
People in general, Music, Spazzing out.
I have decided that santa is a ninja.
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Cup Of coffee; Sara wakes Go to catch the bus. Must...not...get...on...garbage...truck. (Based on real experience.)
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Dear Citizens of the United States Of America, In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you
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:iconhappybirthdayplz: here's your cake! :iconcakeplz:
Happy Birthday!! :iconballooonplz: :dance: :cake:
Hello!:iconballooonplz:
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!
:wave: Happy belated birthday! :party: :cake: :heart:
:star: :damphyr: Happy Birthday!! ^_^
Here’s an old fashioned rhyme for you on your special day

Monday's child is fair of face.
Tuesday's child is full of grace.
Wednesday's child is loving and giving.
Thursday's child works hard for a living,
Friday's child fears no foe.
Saturday's child has far to go.
And Sunday’s child is bonny and wise in every way.

More about the rhyme: [link]